This Website is provided by Hans Ratzenburger for Fat People and the people who love them. So if you are either a fat person or someone in a relationship with a fat person this post will be of interest to you.
Have you ever dumped a lover because they got too fat? Or perhaps you got dumped by an intimate partner because they said you were too fat.
What would happen if that miserable scumbag was presented with a cake of soap made from your own body fat? I bet that would piss them off and would make you feel a bit better about yourself. (And you would have gotten rid of some of your fat at the same time).
A young lady in China did exactly that. Her boyfriend dumped her for being too fat so she went and got some liposuction done and kept some or the fat to make it into soap. Then she sent the soap to the ungrateful boyfriend to show him what he was missing out on.
I bet that taught him a lesson, although maybe not the lesson that she intended.
The woman from Zhengzhou, Henan province, posted a picture of a bar of soap made from her own fat to her ex-boyfriend who allegedly dumped her because he thought she was overweight, the
People’s Daily Online reports.
The woman, with the screen name of ‘Xiao Xiao loves beauty and eating’, claims she underwent surgery to lose weight after the nasty breakup, and she will send the revenge gift to her ex-boyfriend and his family to use in the shower.
What is Liposuction I hear you ask? Well to put it in plain English it is suction-assisted fat removal. It’s a form of cosmetic surgery where the clinical staff remove fat from the human body.
There are reports of people having 50 pounds (20 kg or around 4 stone) of fat removed from their bodies. The removal of fat can be managed to provide contouring as well. In rare case you might get gangrene or die during surgery. But you might also get struck by lightning while waiting for a bus, so its probably not worth losing any sleep over that.
If the worst case should happen and you were to get gangrene after the liposuction procedure you could always get your doctor to give you some of the gangrenous tissue and send that your ex. Imagine the look on his or her face when they open that parcel during dinner time with their family.
But you don’t really need to go to those sorts of lengths to upset people who have dumped you. For instance one young gentleman was hurt very badly when his girlfriend dumped him for being fat, bald and ugly, so he got even with her by streaking across the football field butt-naked when her favourite team was playing:
And a young woman was very badly hurt when the love of her life dumped her and started dating a hot super model, so she got even by flattening his favourite car.
Where there’s a will there’s a way. As one famous person said “Don’t let the bastards grind you down and if they decide to grind you down anyway, make sure that they are doing it with soap made from your own fat”
If you should desire to emulate the young lady, here is a good way to make some soap out of your own body fat.
Here is some more useful and inspirational advice on using your own bodily products to make useful items for use around the house.
And this video describes the liposuction technique in a bit more detail. Even if you don’t go ahead with the liposuction at least you get a free tummy massage.